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Sexy Nerd Quote of the Day...Err, Night

*Quick Update*
I just noticed that I have 99 Followers! Ooooh, it's so close to 100 that I can't stand it! Come on, bloggy buddies! You know you want to follow LambAround! Give into the urge!

Okay, on to the real post:

Last night, Sexy Nerd was feeling a little bit "lovey". He had candles lit and wine and suggested that I put on a sexy outfit. I changed into something skimpy, somewhat covered by an equally skimpy, see-through robe. Being Mr. Smooth Talker, he came up to me and said in his sexiest voice, "Oooh, you're wearing layers. I'll have to take them off. You're like an onion."


Fail!


How does the commercial go? Rich, but not smooth.
Shame he isn't rich either.


*Update: Sexy Nerd just read this post and pointed out that he had not lit any candles. Take the hint, Sexy Nerd!!!


Links to Previous Sexy Nerd Quotes: A Frozen Loaf and Baby Pimping

Comments

  1. Oh my goodness! That's um...very...sexy. Yes.

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  2. Oh, this is funny! I'm going to have to come back for more Sexy Nerd posts.
    Thanks for stopping by and giving me some comment love on my SITS Day. I see what you're saying about my wording not being particularly "zen..."
    If you look at my About Me page I actually mention that it's odd I like to try and find zen when I'm usually bouncing off the walls with energy lol. I guess maybe that makes me balanced? Who knows? :P
    Love your blog layout, it is super cute! Thanks again for stopping by.

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  3. Hahaha, yaeh take the hint Sexy Nerd!

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  4. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Poor sexy nerd. Sometimes is more "nerd" than "sexy", huh?

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  5. I cant' believe that even after he said that, he would go on to point out he didn't even go to the level of candle lighting! D'oh!

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  6. Totally made me laugh this morning. Well if he was Shrek then that comment would have definitely been a compliment, but to us normal humans...He does FAIL! haha

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  7. Yay! you got 100!!!!!Im leaving you something at my blog..come check it out!

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  8. LOL! Well we have been married 22 years and mine still doesn't get it, if I had candles lit he would assume I burned dinner. And the onion comment....that would be good for him.
    PS I am jealous I wish I had 100 followers, good job!!

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  9. Love it! I may need to drop some hints around here as well...

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  10. Hahahahaha Hopefully they will be good smelling candles for his onion! Boys!! ;-)

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  11. Hey you're at 102, congrats! Too funny about SN...I think my husband has equal mood-killing skills. Gotta love em!

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  12. He's get an "A" for trying though, no?

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  13. I'm laughing, that is seriously so classic. What I can't believe is that he was ok with you posting that. My husband would have died about a million deaths. Sounds like the "nerd" has a healthy self esteem. Congrats on 102 followers.

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  14. Yay, you're way past 100 now! Cool!

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  15. That was too funny!!! :D

    And congratulations on crossing 100 followers!

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  16. Oh that's too cute.

    I was coming over to say thanks for hitting my blog earlier.

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  17. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

    An onion? Really? Keep trying Sexy Nerd...make it happen!!

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  18. Your Blog is too cute, love the way you blog...Thanks for stopping by my blog -and leaving a comment..
    Love the Sweats, i have some similr...Nice...
    Karryann

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  19. I love it ha ha ha ha, bless his heart, better try next time. ;)

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  20. That is so funny! Sorry sexy nerd! Try harder next time!!

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  21. Oh, hey...you're at 102 now! Congrats!!!!

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  22. okay... I'm not usually one to use "sailor talk", but I just have to share (and you need to share this with Sexy Nerd, bc he really needs to learn, teehee!), but my password to make that last comment was:
    fonionu...seriously!

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  23. That is so FUNNY and honestly, something my nerd would probably say too...when he's trying to be hot and sexy while we are doing something like trying to feed hungry children!

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  24. HA HA! I hate when comments like that kill the mood. Also, I would like to thank google for accompanying your post with ads for skimpy bikini galleries! lol.

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  25. This is funny!

    Stopping by from SITS...wanted to thank you for visiting me on my feature day...

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  26. LOL! That really made me LOL! Love it:)

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