"I'm going to beat you with this frozen loaf."
Muttered after I finished the last slice of thawed bread and didn't take a loaf out of the freezer.
Yeah, he looks like a nice guy, but mess with his stockpile of bread and you'll incur the wrath of Sexy Nerd!
*I'm a bit worried that someone is going to read this and email me information on women's shelters. Really, he hadn't had his coffee yet and I laughed hysterically after hearing this. Sexy Nerd is not the type to "beat" anyone.