She laid by the front door, whining, until I shooed her away. Even offering her a cookie did nothing to console the poor dog. I thought if I kept her away from the front door, she'd get distracted by something (a noise outside? a moth? a piece of dust?!) soon enough. Instead, she went straight to the garage door.
Now, for my fellow South Park fans, you'll want to read this next part in the voice of Sexual Harassment Panda.
I'm a saaaad Pica.