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Sending NAKED Emails


Although Sexy Nerd and I began our relationship while living in different states, we haven't spent much time apart since our wedding almost 6 years ago, when I took a family reunion trip to the Seychelles and Paris without him (he "had to work", but really, I think the idea of 3 weeks nonstop with my mom terrified him!) Now, he has been gone on a business trip for nearly 2 weeks and I'm kinda starting to miss him.

He misses me too. So, I decided to have some fun and send him the following email:

Subject: Here are some NAKED photos for you

Message: Be sure to delete these after you look at them.

The photos, one titled "hubba hubba" and the other "you know you love it":

"I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it."

"I'm sexy and I know it."

Yep, that is a 100% collar-free, naked Pica. Sexy Nerd's reply to my email shenanigans? "She looks so promiscuous."

I'm really not sure what to think of that!


*Update*

I just posted the '(Im)Mature Audiences' button on Pinterest. Within minutes, the traffic statistics for this post shot WAY up.

Thank you for visiting, you Pinterest-pervs ;)

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