OMG, they were soo funky!
Here is my glorious AFTER photo:
Note the midline, in all its symmetrical glory.
Although my teeth look better than before, I'm not done yet. I still have to wear retainers for a while (24/7 - I was expecting them to be at night only!) There's a tiny bit of spacing on the side that is driving my orthodontist crazy (it's so tiny that I couldn't figure out what he was talking about until I saw the photo above), which he plans to fix. There's a little cosmetic work to do (nothing major, probably). Most exciting of all though?
"Crown lengthening" has been recommended for me, which is the less-scary way of saying that they want to slice away the gum from above teeth 6-11 (upper canine to upper canine) so that more of each tooth is visible. Hmmm...I think I'm happy with my results as they are, thankyouverymuch!