Leisure Suit Larry
Do you remember the raunchy 90s computer game, Leisure Suit Larry? He's real! I met him just the other day.
Even though it's the year 2014, Larry hasn't changed a bit. He came into our pediatric dental office and he never took off his yellow (YELLOW!) aviator sunglasses, even though we were indoors, and he was constantly talking on one of those little headset thingies, even when he was talking to me, and he made sure everyone in our waiting room could hear his conversation. Apparently, he's a major player with lots of wheeling and dealing going on. There was no need to speak so loudly though. With his gold watch, polyester suit, gelled hair, and cologne that filled the room, there was no chance of possibly missing him.
No one else at my office had ever heard of the Leisure Suit Larry game. It killed me!