The hefty woman scanning his purchase eyed him with suspicion, then said gruffly:
"You'd bettah not be huffin' them nails."
High as a kite?
(Hmmm...perhaps that's why he didn't notice that his shirt was covered in Pica hair.)
Just imagine if he'd tried to buy spraypaint.
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Boss Quote of the Day - Waiting to Exhale