Then, he was bored. There was nothing left to fix or build or dismantle. In fact, he became so bored he got the itch to buy a new house, rather than wait to build our own, simply for the sake of having something to do. The plans are out to bid, Sexy Nerd. Be patient!
(Truth be told, I actually really like this house. Isn't it charming? It would be like living inside a Mexican restaurant.)
When it was finally time to return to work this morning, Sexy Nerd was thrilled. He got up, stepped into the shower, and...
...discovered our hot water heater had died.
You had 4 days to break, you stupid water heater!
(The water heater, sitting smugly in disrepair.)