See that pretty white door? It's just your typical, everyday pantry. Go ahead and open the door. Grab yourself a box of Multigrain Cheerios.
(Ahem. The banner is the surprise, not the mess.)
Banner worthy is pretty darn impressive. How do you top something like this? And next year he'll be 30! Geez, perhaps I should've stashed my banner away for another 12 months.
Who am I kidding? Sexy Nerd is such an old man now that he'll have forgotten all about this banner by next year!