Kitty Deschanel

Making Friends As An Adult  Popular, you're gonna be popular. I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys. Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh! I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair. Everything that really counts... I was very popular today. Popular, I'll help you be popular. You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports. Know the slang you've got to know... I stopped at the grocery store and instantly regretted it once I saw the crowd, realizing too late it was too close to the holiday weekend for a quick stop. I grabbed one of those little carts with an upper and lower basket and squeezed my way in, planning to grab just a few things and get the heck out of there. I hate crowds. I suppose everyone hates crowds, at least at the grocery store. Popular, I know about popular. And with an assist from me to be who you'll be... While walking toward the watermelon, I noticed two shopping carts full of wine with...

I think we might be overdue for another installment of my comic strip , LambAround. The last one was published more than eight years ago! So much for turning it into a weekly series. This site isn't even called LambAround anymore. Perhaps this is the KittyAround comic?  Let's call this one hot tub cartoon . An alternate name could be The One Where You See Kitty Deschanel and Sexy Nerd Naked. It's not like it's a new thing for my blog, after those risqué photos I emailed to SN all those years ago. In my defense, creating comics takes  forever  when you have no artistic talent. Hot Tub Cartoon It's time for another installment of no one's favorite comic, this time with a hot tub cartoon. Can my fellow hot tub owners relate? That made you smile. Admit it. Here's a version of my hot tub cartoon that's perfect for sharing online. (Hint, hint.) More of my comics: https://www.kittydeschanel.com/2010/02/lambaround-comic-strip-premier.htm...

What's the drawer under the oven for? When you started living on your own, did you ever do anything stupid? Like really, really stupid? I did and Sexy Nerd is never going to let me forget it. Geez, I was stupid. Perhaps I'm not the only one though. Let me ask you a question... What is this? (Photo from our 1st home:  https://www.kittydeschanel.com/2017/05/home-interior-decor-photos-kitchen-dining-room.html ) If you answered "I don't know what the heck that is," you'd better read on and learn from my mistake. I have a little disorder known as 'frugalitis'. Some people would insist that I'm just very cheap, but I assure you that it is a serious condition that's completely out of my control. I don't normally spend money on anything frivolous, but I love those little candy bars that used to go on sale for 10/$1. There are a lot to choose from. Kit Kats, Milky Ways, 100 Grands, etc. A few years ago, Hershey changed these to 8/$1...

As the year draws to a close, it's time to reflect on the roller coaster ride that has been 2023 – and what better way to do that than with a hearty dose of laughter? Memes are a staple in our daily online interactions, whether you love them or hate them. And if you hate them, you can make like 2023 and get the heck out of here! End of Year Memes In this grand finale to the year, join me on a virtual journey through the last hurrah of 2023's funniest memes. The internet's shared comedic brilliance provides the perfect momentary escape when you want to do everything except the thing you are actually *supposed* to be doing. (That's why you're here right now. Admit it.) So grab a handful of cookies, take a swig of hard egg nog, and join this laughter-filled tour of the memes that will have you hitting the "share" button one last time in 2023. Let the countdown to laughter commence!

What's that? You're sick of this year and sick of the cold weather outside and, considering it's winter, are literally sick with a cough and runny nose? (Yuck.) I'm posting this early in December. Did you know it's technically still Autumn until the 21st, meaning we do the majority of our Christmas celebrating - decorating, shopping for gifts, office parties, holiday markets - in the fall? Such silliness. If the old saying is true and laughter truly is the best medicine, memes are a delightful prescription! You're going to be feeling better in no time, sickie. Funny Christmas Memes Last year's  Christmas Memes  post, which include plenty of inappropriate laughs that are in poor taste and not suitable to share with friends and family (aka the funniest ones for the holidays) is still raking in the ol' blog traffic. Welcome to the site, all you little Santas and Elves and Reindeer! Back by popular demand, here are new Funny Christmas Memes for 2023!