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  • Make extra income. Unlike most websites that accept content from guest authors, allows one affiliate link per article. It's like placing your ad on my site, absolutely free.
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Guest Blogging Submission Guidelines
  1. Posts must be original, non-duplicated content. Don't tempt Google to penalize your site and mine with a rerun.
  2. You must have the rights to any photos, social share graphics, videos, infographics, etc. used in your post. Saving an image from Google does not make it yours. Stealing content from others and trying to pass it off as your own will not be tolerated.
  3. Posts must be relevant to the Kitty Deschanel audience. Try to infuse a little humor into everything. Great topics include (but are not limited to) sleep improvement, recipes, decorating ideas, how to's, travel photos, and personal stories that make you laugh out loud.
  4. Posts may contain one link to your website and one affiliate link. Spammy links or ones to questionable sites will be removed.
  5. The minimum post length accepted is 700 words.
  6. Kitty Deschanel, LLC retains the right to decline or remove a guest submission for any reason and the right to edit all posts. (I'd really prefer not to have to edit your post though, so please proofread it before submission.) If I don't think my readers will enjoy it, I will not accept it.
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Simply email your completed guest post to with the subject Guest Post for Consideration. Not sure your content is right for Feel free to email your idea with links before writing the post.

Bonus points if it's perfect as-is and all I have to do is cut/paste. Gotta save time for dancing, after all.


  1. I'll guest post! I'll even try to keep it down on the vulgarities. Just for you. Hah :)

  2. I love him! I can't ever leave this page now!

    Yeah, I'm up for some guest blogging. I'm not sure exactly what it entails but I'll do it.

  3. OMG! I love that hamster. How cool is that. I'd be willing to post something from my archives if you like. Just let me know!

  4. Hey there! I've seen you quite often on 20SB. I think I may drop a post here for you. It can be any random topic, right?

    That hamster is distracting. I'm going to play with it some more right after this fullstop.

  5. I am sure I =have something Lamb-worthy in my archives...maybe my adventures in family camp?

  6. I would love to guest blog for you. i would also like that hamster.

  7. I've never guest blogged before. I am 5'4+3/4", average build, high energy. I like long walks on the beach, Sudoku, and "Murder She Wrote" (edited to omit racy content, obviously).
    Looking for self-sufficient blog with own home and no mommy issues. Serious inquiries only.

  8. You had me at hamster... That is if you want me! I've never done a guest blog before... What do I do? What should I write about? etc etc etc.

  9. Thanks for your comment on my starbucks post:) I agree that it is always worth it. Thx for the helpful tidbits:)

    Yay for cruises:)

  10. Thank you for stopping over today. I would love to see your mom's tree. I do have some pictures of my tree if you click on the link on my blog.
    It's down in the center of the blog. I have about 800 ornaments.

  11. I'd volunteer, but I'm hardly a blogger. More like an occasional blogger or when-I'm-not-swamped-with-school-and-work blogger. I can and do make deadlines though. Oooh, new motivation strategy for my own tiny corner of the internet?

    You should know, in any case, that I am terrified of cruises. No, really. However, I am excited to live vicariously through you and Sexy Nerd when you get back and post all about it!

  12. Stopping by from SITS. I know we don't know each other very well, but I would be happy to do a guest post.

    I have seen this little hamster before. He is a funny little guy.

  13. Hi Lamb! I want to entertain your audience while you are away, let's just hope they don't abandon you after I take a temporary 1-post office :P

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  15. Please excuse my links above:(

    Yes, I'd love to be a guest blogger:)
    Come over to my blog and take a look around, there are plenty of interesting and funny articles about babies and toddlers:)

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About Kitty Deschanel

About Kitty Deschanel
I'm a freelance writer who believes in infusing all topics, from Jessner peels to chronic insomnia, with a dose of humor. Thanks to their endless shenanigans, my Sexy Nerd (SN) and our "children", Pica and Biscuit, make frequent appearances on my blog. I have written for major brands including Dove, Anheuser-Busch, and Jimmy Dean and my work has been featured on Huffington Post. Connect with me on Twitter and Instagram @KittyDeschanel.

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