Worst Fortune Cookie Fortune EVER

We're home from vacation! Three days back into my normal routine, there are already four cruise tabs open on my computer. I'm thinking we need to try Celebrity.

While waiting for our flight from Fort Lauderdale to Denver, I decided to munch on a fortune cookie that I'd been saving in my pocket.


I had just checked my luggage in with Southwest.

Most Popular Articles:

Chemical Peel Before & After - Answers to All Your Jessner Peel Questions

Unbiased Amerisleep Mattress Reviews (from 2012 & 2019)

Flooring Ideas

Dream Home Dreaming

Instant Pot Explosion!

The Most Comfy Seat in the House - Window Seat Ideas

Why Would You Duct Tape A Baby To The Wall??

A Healthier New Year for Sexy Nerd

Chicken Curry Ramen Noodles Recipe