Me: So, how long until the chicken's ready?
SN: I dunno. Around dinnertime, probably.
Me: How much does the chicken weigh?
SN: I didn't weigh it.
Me: Yeah, but the weight was listed on the packaging.
SN: Why does that matter?
Me: You can use the weight to estimate how long it will take to smoke.
SN: I'll just use the meat thermometer.
King of the Grill doesn't necessarily translate to King of the Smoker