When You Are Engulfed In Flames

This is my new favorite book.



So far, here are my favorite excerpts:

"Once someone sent a cake to my room, and rather than call downstairs and ask for silverware I cut it with my credit card and ate the pieces with my fingers."

""I mean, why not give someone a blowjob?" the driver said. "It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.""

Awesome.

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