What Does a Croissant Cutter Look Like?

What on earth could this crazy contraption be?


Something to hold yarn?

A medieval torture device?

Some newfangled pizza slicer?

Super-whisk?

NOPE!

Surprise, surprise! It's a croissant cutter. And for only $4!

Damn. It's times like this that I wish I liked croissants.

*Update*

 I made croissants so that I could test this croissant cutter out. I will never make them again! What a pain!!!