Sexy Nerd Quote of the Day

"I'm going to beat you with this frozen loaf."

Muttered after I finished the last slice of thawed bread and didn't take a loaf out of the freezer.

Yeah, he looks like a nice guy, but mess with his stockpile of bread and you'll incur the wrath of Sexy Nerd!

*I'm a bit worried that someone is going to read this and email me information on women's shelters. Really, he hadn't had his coffee yet and I laughed hysterically after hearing this. Sexy Nerd is not the type to "beat" anyone.

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