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ABQ Zoo Quote of the Day

Happy Valentine's Day, my bloggy friends! We had a romantic evening sampling Church's Chicken. Thumbs up for their chicken tenders. Now, we're settling in for the night with a cozy Pass and Play game of Words with Friends.

Valentine's Day just isn't the same when you're old and married, is it?

Who's up for an old, romantic story? Let's not call it a repost. It's a blog classic.

Sexy Nerd and I spent Friday morning at the Albuquerque Zoo* (you know, the one notorious for dismembered giraffes and break-ins by idiots). There was a small group of women with their young children walking ahead of us when we crossed paths with a few peacocks.

Hey baby.

One woman began to explain to her children that the male peacock is the one with the beautiful feathers, which he uses to attract a mate. Normal enough. The other woman, however, jumped in very enthusiastically (and probably more loudly than she'd intended) and said:

"If I were a peacock, I'd just find that guy irresistible! Really, he's even turning me on as a human!

At what age do kids begin to realize how embarrassing their parents are?

Lookin' sexy, Mr. Peacock!

*I should point out that, despite the negative links, Sexy Nerd and I love the Albuquerque zoo. We've even joined their yearly pass program. You just can't beat the people-watching!