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Not Exactly Feeling Relaxed

I'm about to leave for the 2nd massage of my Groupon (or was it a LivingSocial deal?) One day I'll learn my lesson about those deal sites. You think Two massages for $40? Score! Never mind that I'd be perfectly happy with ZERO massages for ZERO dollars.

Remember my post Awkward?

Send some positive thoughts my way that I not laugh nervously and hysterically through the whole thing! I have been dreading this massage. Remind me to never book one of these ever again.


By the way, how much are you supposed to tip for a massage?

You are supposed to tip, right?

I'm so nervous that my fingertips are slightly sweaty. My toes probably are too. It will just get worse as I'm laying on the massage table, covered in only a sheet. The masseuse will probably begin to rub my foot and think Eeeeeew, this girl is all sweaty and gross. Can they notice things like that or are their hands too greasy from all the scented oil?

I'm hungry. What if my stomach roars throughout the entire massage?

It would be like Soft, chimey music. Candles. Dimmed lighting. GROWL!!!

Massages are super stressful.

Oh, and if you Google Kitty Deschanel awkward, you get 758,000 results. I'm worse than I thought.

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