The U.S.S. Sexy Nerd

A few years ago, Sexy Nerd decided he needed a boat, desert living be darned. Not just any boat, of course - he planned to create a homemade, folding boat! Google "How to Build a Folding Boat". Not many results, right? Only my husband is crazy enough to try such a thing.

Here he is, attempting to paddle from the shore:


When you're the captain of a folding boat, a lifejacket is a must. Who cares if the water is shallow? 

Here, his dad tries to give him an unexpected, helpful push:


Here is Sexy Nerd, caught off balance and falling (almost) overboard:

 Whoops!

So, did Sexy Nerd's folding boat sink or float? Take a look:

For the record, I thought my music choice was mean and only played it to Sexy Nerd as a joke, but he loved it. He embraces his redneck ways.

I'm still impressed...but have to point out that, many years later, the time above is still the only time this folding boat has ever been taken out of our garage. Thank goodness it doesn't take up a lot of space!

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