In our neighborhood, there is a group that comes by once a month to pick up donations for charity. Sexy Nerd and I gathered up a little of everything they were requesting - kitchen appliances, sheets, cutlery, blankets, clothes, shoes, etc. - and left our donation on the curb. We had 6 large boxes for charity, clearly marked with the bright orange pick-up tab we'd received in the mail.
The donations were picked up. Great, right?
Our donations were picked up by the wrong people. They were STOLEN! What kind of loser goes around stealing from charity?
Perhaps the next time donations are being collected, we should leave a great, big box of dog poop.