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Just an Everyday Pantry?

Or is it a super-stealth pantry of looove?

Sexy Nerd recently had a birthday and graduated from a fancy pants program at work, all on the same day. Clearly, this called for something special.

See that pretty white door? It's just your typical, everyday pantry. Go ahead and open the door. Grab yourself a box of Multigrain Cheerios.

***SURPRISE!!!***
(Ahem. The banner is the surprise, not the mess.)


I may not have thought this through. How do I top this next year? And Sexy Nerd's next birthday is a pretty big deal - 30! Geez, perhaps I should've stashed my banner away for another 12 months.

Who am I kidding? Sexy Nerd is such an old man now, he'll have forgotten all about this banner by next year.