She will tell you that having a beard is not all it's cracked up to be. Sure, the ladies love it. But your confidence goes right out the window when you realize you've been strutting around all afternoon with a leaf dangling from it, utterly oblivious.
Things are especially rough when your mom and dad laugh at you and post your beard faux pas for all the internet to see.
Though, some might argue referring to themselves as their dog's mom and dad qualifies as a faux pas of their own.