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Not Feeling Particularly Great Right Now, But No Regrets

It’s 6:48pm on Wednesday (and I am loving the future post option on Blogger). Roughly 48 hours have passed since I opened the 2 pound box of chocolate. It is empty. I even ate the yucky ones (truffles). Willpower? What’s that? It was one heck of a ride. Two of the chocolates were filled with (cue suspenseful “duh nuh na nuh” music) toffee-covered popcorn!

For those of you thinking to yourselves SHE ATE 2 POUNDS OF CHOCOLATE IN 2 DAYS?!? you will be relieved to know that I had a light, healthy breakfast on both days, so my overindulgence really wasn’t all that bad.

Aaaaaah, chocolate!

 

*Update*
The "toffee-covered popcorn" was Moose Munch, which Harry & David is known for. Why did it take me so long to figure that out? What has all this chocolate done to me?? Clearly, I'm suffering mental side effects from chocolate withdrawal. In the interest of my health, I will need to go acquire more chocolate immediately!

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  1. I hope the nausea was worth it! It sure looks like it was!

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  2. You should never regret eating that much chocolate in such a short time. You should embrace it instead.

    LisaDay

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  3. Oh yum. I can see why those would be so tempting!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog AND posting my button! whee!

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  4. Ok, you are funny. I will admit, your big ol' box of chocolates did look QUITE tasty. And now you mention toffee covered popcorn, dipped in a chocolate of bite size nature? WOW! I AM missing out.

    Hope you feel better/or get more chocolate soon!

    Good luck with that.

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  5. I suggest that you join your local chapter of Chocolatics Anonymous. Most meet in the local candy store or Diary Queen.

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  6. The way I see it, it's like having a checklist of things to do and one item is "eat the box of chocolates." Now you can check it off your list. Woohoo for productivity!

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  7. I love that Harry and David Moose Munch stuff.

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  8. I'm about the same as you, I inhale chocolate. I had a huge box of Ritter Sport chocolates. We're talking like 5 or 6 pounds of chocolate. Gone in about 2 weeks. So worth it.

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  9. This is so funny to me! I would do... OK have done... the same thing. I literally laughed out loud when I got to the part about the healthy breakfast. I'm so glad that you stopped by my blog. How else would I have found such a funny kindred chocolate soul?

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  10. Please please don't show me these......these are so tempting.....yummy!

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  11. You didn't save one for me? Moose munch is one of my favorites! Love me some Harry and David.

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  12. I actually thought "she ate two pounds of chocolate in two days?" LUCKY! That sounds magical.

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  13. Frankly, I am impressed that you portioned it off over 2 days. In my house, that would have been polished off in an afternoon. Harry and David, moose munch??? Swoon!

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  14. chocolate is something a girl shouldn't apologize for ever. thanks for following me.

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  15. It only took you two days?? Hahaha. I kid.

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  16. I'm totally hungry for chocolate now! Too bad I'm off sugar for the whole month!

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  17. mmm... harry and david chocolates...you do have good taste in sweets!

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