Lowe's Cashier Quote of the Day

Sexy Nerd, who is quite the handyman extraordinaire, purchased a tube of Liquid Nails for one of his many projects. (He's currently building a folding boat, of all things!)

The hefty woman scanning his purchase eyed him with suspicion, then said gruffly:

"You'd bettah not be huffin' them nails."

 High as a kite?
(Hmmm...perhaps that's why he didn't notice that his shirt was covered in Pica hair.)

Just imagine if he'd tried to buy spraypaint.

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