Sending NAKED Emails


Although SN and I started out in a long-distance relationship, with me in New Mexico and him in Michigan, drinking that famous Flint water, we haven't spent much time apart since before our wedding 6 years ago, when I took a family reunion trip to the Seychelles and Paris without him. (He "had to work", but I think the idea of 3 weeks nonstop with my mom terrified him. To be fair, it was pretty scary!) Now, he has been gone on a business trip for nearly 2 weeks and I'm kinda starting to miss him.

He says he misses me too. So, I decided to have some fun and send him the following email:

Subject: Here are some NAKED photos for you

Message: Be sure to delete these after you look at them.

The photos, one titled "hubba hubba" and the other "you know you love it":

"I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it."

"I'm sexy and I know it."

Yep, that is a 100% collar-free, naked Pica. Sexy Nerd's weirdo reply to my email shenanigans? "She looks so promiscuous."

I'm really not sure what to think of that!

*Update*

I just posted the '(Im)Mature Audiences' button I created for this post on Pinterest. Within minutes, the traffic for my site shot WAY up.

Thank you for visiting, Pinterest-pervs.

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