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The Downside of Being Married to an Engineer

Oh no, Ocho! One of your legs wasn't quite level, so Sexy Nerd "fixed" it. If you've ever wondered what it's like to be married to an engineer, this about sums it up. Sure, they can build you cool things, but life isn't all pocket protectors and sexy glasses.

In his defense, he had no reason to suspect your leg would snap off entirely. I mean, yeah I told him exactly that would happen if he messed with it and to just leave it alone, but other than that, how was he to know?

Married to an Engineer
$200 Octopus Pedestal Stand from Z Gallerie
(Well, not $200 anymore, obviously)

Your leg! Your beautiful leg!