The Downside of Being Married to an Engineer

Oh no, Ocho! One of your legs wasn't quite level, so Sexy Nerd "fixed" it.

In his defense, he had no reason to suspect your leg would snap off entirely. I mean, yeah I told him exactly that would happen if he messed with it and to just leave it alone, but other than that, how was he to know?

$200 Octopus Pedestal Stand from Z Gallerie
(Well, not $200 anymore, obviously)
Your leg! Your beautiful leg!

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