Christmas is almost here, which means you have to give your mom a present...and your sister(s) and your sister(s)-in-law and your friends and your employees. Need some gift ideas? These ideas are all kick-@ss. In honor of the holiday, there's no actual swearing here, as my mom would surely not approve. Everyone seems to have a recommendation for the *perfect* gift. Many ideas are 100% terrible . A $45 votive candle holder? Oh, thank you so much. I'll put it in the box with the rest of my candle holders. Now, where is it? Ah yes, the back of the closet in the spare bedroom, underneath these boxes. Lemme just blow the dust off it real quick. And, yes, I did put a lot of thought into the sarcastic votive candle holder example above. To my recollection, no one has gifted one of these to me. If you did give me a votive candle holder, I'm not talking about that one. I love that votive candle holder. Anyway, my holiday gift ideas only feature items that I have and...
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