- Set my alarm extra-early on Easter.
- Get into the Easter baskets, all alone.
- Break my little brother's chocolate Easter bunny, just to be a jerk.
- Move a few pieces of his candy into my basket.
- Put the baskets back like nothing happened.
- Go back to bed.
That's right, Michael. You read that right. Muah ha ha!
One more quick thing. If you're having people over for Easter brunch and need a great recipe, make a Dutch Baby. It's the only time I recommend baby-eating.
If you're looking for the cutest Easter craft ever, try these Peeps nests. And if my evil laugh really spoke to you, check out my delirious murdered Peeps. So Eastery!
Okay, on to the cute identity theft:
Happy Easter!