Alternate Post Titles: Never Stepping Outside Again Are You Freaking Kidding Me? This Was Not Disclosed at Closing OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! You may recall I was understandably shaken by my first snake encounter at our new home. Bull snakes are stealthy little ninjas of doom! But that was nothing. You don't even see what I'm talking about yet, do you? Well, watch out because that's how they get you. Not every branch of that center tree is a branch. What the hell, nature? What. The. Hell. What I want to know is, why didn't the photographer set this tree on fire? You thought you were going to enjoy a relaxing day at the Paa-ko Ridge golf course, soaking up the sunshine and breathing in the fresh mountain air, but little did you consider each breath could be your last. These, my friend, are snakes called Red Racers. After learning they reside in my new neighborhood, I did some Googling. What do you get when you search "red racer snake"? ...
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