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Beware of Horny Birds

Have you ever seen the movie The Birds? We took these photos at the Peel Zoo in Australia last year.



Call us crazy, but we decided not to enter.

Remember when we visited Loreto? Apparently, I'm a psychotic bird magnet.

Wait...does that sentence imply that the birds are psychotic or that I am psychotic? Are there any grammar experts out there?

Run for Your Life!

Last week, I came home from work to discover that Sexy Nerd had a serious case of I-need-a-treadmill-right-now-or-I'll-go-crazy-itis. Nevermind that he never wants to take a walk with me. The idea had been planted in his mind and there was no getting around it. He'd chosen an inexpensive treadmill from Sears and was pacing the house, waiting for me to come home so we could go retrieve it.

I did a little research first. The treadmill he'd chosen? According to online reviews, it was a 100% piece of junk. Sexy Nerd didn't care. He said the treadmill he'd really like is a NordicTrack, but that I'd never let him buy one because they're too expensive.

Well, I found him a super deal on a top of the line NordicTrack, marked all the way down from $2000 to $250.

(And don't try to blame the slim budget on me, Sexy Nerd. You think it's nuts to spend $2000 on a treadmill too, punk!)

Despite the bargain, Sexy Nerd wanted nothing to do with the treadmill. It was …

Sending NAKED Emails

Although SN and I started out in a long-distance relationship, with me in New Mexico and him in Michigan, drinking that famous Flint water, we haven't spent much time apart since before our wedding 6 years ago, when I took a family reunion trip to the Seychelles and Paris without him. (He "had to work", but I think the idea of 3 weeks nonstop with my mom terrified him. To be fair, it was pretty scary!) Now, he has been gone on a business trip for nearly 2 weeks and I'm kinda starting to miss him.

He says he misses me too. So, I decided to have some fun and send him the following email:

Subject: Here are some NAKED photos for you

Message: Be sure to delete these after you look at them.

The photos, one titled "hubba hubba" and the other "you know you love it":

"I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it."
"I'm sexy and I know it."

Yep, that is a 100% collar-free, naked Pica. Sexy Nerd's weirdo reply to my e…