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Is it Albuquerque or Everywhere?

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Monday, June 15

Albertsons grocery store

Despite their marketing claim of "3s a crowd", there were only 2 cashiers open at Albertsons, resulting in a choice between a long line and a slightly longer line. I opted for the latter, as it was the express lane. You know those stereotypical seniors who ramble on about everything, Grandpa-Simpson style, just to have someone to talk to? That was the express lane cashier.

My ice cream was frozen when I put it on the conveyor, and melted by the time it rejoined the basket. Yes, I do like ice cream. No, I do not want to discuss the other flavor options I passed up or how I decided upon this one. That's a great story about how you won at the casino last year even though you hadn't been paying attention to the slot machine as you played because it was only $20 worth of quarters which you'd happened to be carrying and were just happy to be able to get rid of because of their weight in your pocket and I can believe you were ca…

My Salad Has a Secret (Ingredient) You'll Never Guess

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There's a crazy wildfire burning and we're getting the smoke and even some of the ash here in Albuquerque. Sexy Nerd and I have been stuck inside every night for the past week and have been advised not to run our swamp cooler or open our windows. It is HOT! To compensate, we're being extra lazy lately. Ahh, what could be more relaxing than kicking back with a big glass of iced tea, a cool salad, and a magazine?
But, did you know that the tasty salad you're looking at has a SECRET? Are you intrigued?


That big, crunchy, delicious crouton in the corner? It's not a crouton!
Photos like this aren't going to make me any friends at Tastespotting.
It's actually fried tofu!
Now, if you're anything like Sexy Nerd, you're thinking that this new information is just about the most revolting thing you've ever heard. As you can see from the photos, even Kitchen Pig wouldn't endorse this one. But hear me out! Tofu takes on the flavor of whatever you add to …

Random Phone Photos, Displayed Randomly

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So, I went to see Ira Glass speak at Popejoy Hall. He was excellent, but the highlight of the day had to be the man standing in line ahead of me for the parking shuttle.

Why, yes, that is the most professional-looking shirt with pigeons that I've ever seen.
There is the teensiest baby bunny living in the parking lot at my office!!! I was a minute late clocking in (I'm never late) because I spent so much time adoring him.
Don't leave your To Do list where Sexy Nerd can find it. 
I was able to cross everything off in a single day of errand-running...except that. It's the wrong time of year, Sexy Nerd.
Thank goodness (for both of us!) that my window wasn't rolled down.
 This bird will not leave my car alone. He flies up to it as soon as I park and spends most of the day admiring his reflection in the mirror and tinted window. Apparently, my office has morphed into some sort of wildlife habitat.
He's cute, but there's poop everywhere. Oh, the nightmare of the…